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After reading my wildly successful guide to gay online “dating”, floods of people (read: none) have asked me, “but Kris, however do I make use of these wonderful tools?”.
Well worry no more! You only have to make enticing profiles like mine! It includes all the necessary elements to bag a man: zombies, robots, and the possibility of paying for sex through infomercials. How much more can a guy want?
If you don’t believe me, just look at all the attention my profile receives from many, many interested gentlemen:
I’m so alone.
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