Dear Self: Certain Thoughts Should Be Kept Inside Our Head
- My Boss and I were talking about unhealthy habits.
- Boss: And you! You drink so much pop (soda) every day.
- Me: Yes, but it's diet.
- Boss: It's still not good for you.
- Me: But cancer is slimming.
- Boss: Um. I can't believe you just said that.
- Me: Uh. Well, I meant that with all the aspartame there's an upside?
- Boss: It's still horrible.
- Me: Yeah, I didn't mean to say that out loud. Can I take it back?
- Boss: No.
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