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Gossip Guy: How To Convince Your Partner To Let A Third In Bed

So, you’d like to coax your partner into getting naughty and nasty with a third party? It could be an extremely difficult goal to attain. However, if your partner is very open-minded and sexually explicit, initiating a threesome can be a very simple task.

Threesomes aren’t for everyone

First off, if your significant other isn’t a very sexually open-minded individual, then it’s quite unlikely that they’ll be bringing another person home any time soon. For instance, if they don’t accept you cumming on their face, swallowing, or worse yet, using tongue altogether, then we suggest that you don’t even bother suggesting the idea of a threesome.

If you do broach the topic and they’re less than enthusiastic about the idea, then it’s likely that you’ll end up having your own little threesome for some time to come — you and both of your hands. After all, if they refuse to let in you in sexually and explore together, why in the world would they accept another person in the boudoir?

Sorry people, but some partners will simply refuse to get involved in a situation that they believe is a potential threat to their relationship. If you know your partner well, then you can probably predict whether or not they’d be delighted with the idea of licking another person’s privates, or better yet, watching another person lick yours.

Double your pleasure

For the rest of you who are pretty sure that your partner will be keen on the idea of bringing another sexy individual into the bedroom, here’s the lowdown on how to bring up the idea.

Before anything, remember that you shouldn’t act overenthusiastic; otherwise your partner might feel like this is your way of saying, “I want to cheat on you — with your permission, of course.” No matter how you bring it up, make sure that your partner knows that they are what matters most.

Gradually begin discussing sex and sexual fantasies. Put your fantasies out on display so that they can get an idea of what you like. When you begin discussing the date for three, don’t say something like: “I’ve always wanted to bang two guys/guys at the same time!” You should know what to say and the repercussions of being part of a threesome.

Load the lingo

Instead say something like: “I would love to see you kissing another man/woman.” This will flatter them and they won’t feel threatened or as though you’re dying to get into another person’s pants. This way, you get the bonus of joining in at some point once they’re into it.

Your objective here is to make them understand that you do not want another person (even though that’s probably the furthest thing from the truth), you simply want the experience of two partners.

Now, if you’re lucky enough to have the opportunity to set something like this up, they obviously have to be the decision-maker on who the other person will be.

Oh, and a word of advice for the oblivious at heart: Don’t, I repeat don’t push for someone considerably more attractive than your partner. They will only feel insecure and renege on the whole idea and once again, you’ll be left with the “lonely palms” ordeal.

Three may be a crowd

The following are the potential repercussions that may come with engaging in a threesome:

• You’re left out: It’s possible that the two people may be getting off on each other so intensely that they’ll forget you’re even in the room. Believe us, it happens more often than you think.
• You lose respect for them: After the experience, it’s possible that they may move from being the “person I’m going to marry” to the “party boy/girl.” There are chauvinists amongst us and when we see a person doing questionable things sexually, we habitually judge and condemn them for it. Blame it on years of evolution, or a lack thereof.
• They become extremely jealous: Depending on how things go, your partner can become very jealous because you either paid too much attention to the other person or the other person paid too much attention to you.
• You become extremely jealous: Because you may get left out of the entire tryst altogether, you may become jealous due to the fact that you were neglected.
• Your relationship disintegrates: It’s possible that you or they will realize that perhaps there’s someone out there who is better suited to your needs — at least sexually speaking.

Well, there you have it: a nice and easy way of attaining what you want through cunning means. Remember that there may be some serious repercussions following the ordeal so make certain that this is what you really want.

Gossip Guy, you know you love me -xoxo

[Somewhere in his busy schedule of threesomes and sex advice, Gossip Guy finds time to lend the odd article. I’ve yet to convince him of letting me into one of his many personal threeways, but I am banking on the fact that drugging two people still makes it a threeway. Math is our friend.]